I Am Mako

"Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret)
03/12/2014 at 13:10 • Filed to: None

I am awesome.

DISCUSSION (20)

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 13:15

The Mako was the best thing about the first Mass Effect. I hope they bring it back in the later games.

Dusty Ventures > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 13:21

That's exactly how I drive the Mako

Victorious Secret > Dusty Ventures
03/12/2014 at 13:23

The Mako is like the BFG9000 or the original Halo CE pistol.

Overpowered, unbalanced and inserted as a great joke that lays utter waste to the battlefield no matter what you use it for.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
03/12/2014 at 13:25

Thanks, i was wondering which game this was.

CKeffer > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 13:27

God that thing was a PITA to drive. Hilariously overpowered, but still a PITA.

Victorious Secret > CKeffer
03/12/2014 at 13:28

Thats what made it so much fun I think.

"Hey lets go straight ahead nice and easy"

"LOLNOPE FUCK YOU IM GOING SIDEWAYS AND FLYING ASS FIRST INTO THE ENEMY"

CKeffer > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 13:32

Lol fair enough. Not gonna lie I was a fan of the "goomba stomp" per the gif, and it was always hilarious to take out multiple at the same time geth that way.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
03/12/2014 at 13:33

No problem. I think the first Mass Effect was the best out of the three, the second and third were watered down to provide a broader appeal it seemed.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
03/12/2014 at 13:34

I played the first one with my old roommate quite a bit. I enjoyed it.

Victorious Secret > CKeffer
03/12/2014 at 13:34

Lets be honest, all your stomping was accidental because you could never control the damn thing

Kugelblitz > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
03/12/2014 at 13:34

I think I was halfway through ME3 before I realized the hover mode had been remapped. It was much easier after that.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Kugelblitz
03/12/2014 at 13:37

I don't remember the Mako being in 3, was it DLC? The hard drive for my 360 got jacked soon after completing it and before any DLC was out.

CKeffer > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 13:39

Hence why I was a fan, and not a master. Because when it worked it was more like being a spectator at a football game witnessing an awesome play than anything else. There was also usually a healthy dose of "holy shit that actually worked!?!"

Victorious Secret > CKeffer
03/12/2014 at 13:40

They need to make a Mako game. I will buy the SHIT out of that.

You know what? The Mako alone could've beaten the Reapers. Mainly because the Reapers would never be able to hit the damn thing and the Mako would keep bouncing between them, wearing them down through attrition.

Kugelblitz > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
03/12/2014 at 13:44

It is there, although I haven't played since the fall. It might be time to start from ME and go through all of the games again.

Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Kugelblitz
03/12/2014 at 13:47

I've considered replaying all of them through again, but I dont think I have the time. to pay them through to where everything is the way I want it in each game could take months.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 13:52

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on the Citadel.

CKeffer > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 14:04

LMAO! That would have been an improvement on the actual ending honestly.

TheNeonDriver - Now with More BMW! > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 14:07

One of my favorite parts of an awesome game.
Although I am not as ridiculous as that gif.

It may be time for another play through...

Anon > Victorious Secret
03/12/2014 at 14:25

Fuck the Mako, fuck it with the biggest fucking dildo on this planet! Fuck it!